Man
Excuse me, are you suggesting eating my mother?
Undertaker
Well, yeah. Not raw, cooked!
Man
What?
Undertaker
Roasted, few french fries, broccoli, horsheradish sauce. [licks lips]
Man
Well... I do feel a bit peckish.
Undertaker
Great!
Man
Can we have some parsnips?
Undertaker
[calls out behind the desk] Get some parsnips!
Man
I really don't think I should...
Undertaker
Look, we'll eat her, and if you're feeling a bit guilty about it afterwards, we'll dig a grave and you can throw up in it!
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