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S2 E13

Monty Python's Flying Circus · Season 2, Episode 13

Sailor 1, Sailor 2 and others in “Royal Episode 13 (or The Queen Will Be Watching)”

Sailor 1

Still no sign of land. How long is it?

Sailor 2

That's a rather personal question, sir.

Sailor 1

You stupid git! I meant 'how long have we been in the lifeboat?' You've spoiled the atmosphere!

Sailor 2

Sorry, sir.

Sailor 1

Shut up! We'll have to start again. Still no sign of land. How long is it?

Sailor 2

33 days, sir.

Sailor 3

33 days?

Sailor 2

I don't think we can hold out much longer. I don't think I did spoil the atmosphere that time.

Sailor 1

Shut up!

Sailor 2

Well, I don't think I did!

Sailor 1

Of course you did!

Sailor 1

Do you think I spoiled the atmosphere?

Sailor 3

Yes, I think you did.

Sailor 1

Look, shut up! Shut up! Still no sign of land. How long is it?

Sailor 2

33 days, sir.

Sailor 4

Have we started again?

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