Superintendant Praline
Now, this item, "Crunchy Frog". Am I to understand there's a real frog in here?
Whizzo Chocolate Company owner
Yes, a little one.
Superintendant Praline
What sort of frog?
Whizzo Chocolate Company owner
A dead frog.
Superintendant Praline
Is it cooked?
Whizzo Chocolate Company owner
No.
Superintendant Praline
What, a raw frog?!
Whizzo Chocolate Company owner
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Superintendant Praline
That's as may be -- it's still a frog! Do you even take the bones out?
Whizzo Chocolate Company owner
If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
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