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Monty Python's Flying Circus · Season 1, Episode 2

Ken, Dad and others in “Sex and Violence”

KKen

I'll tell you what's wrong with you: your head's addled with novels and poems! You come home reeking of Chateau La Tour! And look what you've done to mother! She's worn out from meeting film stars, attending premieres, and giving gala luncheons!

DDad

THERE'S NAUGHT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHES, LAD! I've had more gala luncheons than you've had hot dinners! [grabs arm and screams]

MMum

Oh no!

KKen

What is it?

MMum

Oh, it's his writer's cramp!

KKen

You never told me about this...

MMum

No, we didn't like to, Kenny.

DDad

I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here.

MMum

Oh Ken! You'd better go ...

KKen

All right. I'm going.

DDad

After all we've done for him...

KKen

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

DDad

Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

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