Mungo (Head chef) [Shouting] You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards!
[Chuckles]
Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty, feeble quibbling, and you drive him into the dirt! This fine, honorable man whose boots you're not worthy to kiss! Oh, it makes me mad! Mad!
[He chops a cleaver into the table, stick it into it]
[Gilberto (the headwaiter) walks out of the kitchen to comfort Mungo]
Easy, Mungo, easy.
Mad!
Mungo!
[Gilberto suddenly gets a jolt of pain in his head, gripping it with his hands]
Oh! The war wound!
The wound! The wound!
Manager [Standing up again after crying at the table] It's the end!
Ahhh! They've destroyed him!
The end! [Stabs himself with the fork]
[Screaming]
[The manager drops to the floor]
He's dead! They killed him! Revenge! Revenge! [He picks the cleaver up and prepares to swing at the man. Gilberto stops him at the height of his swing]
No! Mungo, Mungo! Never kill a customer... Oh! The wound! The wound again!
[Gilberto drops to the floor as Mungo raises his cleaver again, screaming]
[Gaston, the waiter then runs out of the kitchen and jumps on Mungo, making them both crash onto the table]
[A black screen appears with the caption: "And now... the punch line]"
[Cutting back to the restaurant] Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife!
[The audience boos him]
Oh no come on! No, no, no! No! No!
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