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And another thing, how come you didn't tell me your cat can talk?
Timothy? He can't talk, maybe you imagined it. There was a lot going on that beach.
I'm telling you, he talked! Go on, say something!
I'm telling you, he's a cat. Yup, just a mangy, smelly old cat.
Oh, with the two of you are impossible!
[Seeing Elena leaving] Wow, she gets hot under the collar.
What do you mean mangy?
[Elena storms into the classroom, causing the entire class to be silent]
[Stands up and points to the empty seat next to him] I saved you a seat.
[Glares at him before taking another empty seat] Hmph.
Well, it looks like the sweethearts have had a quarrel.
Too bad, they made such a creepy couple too.
Hey Zick, did you forget to put deodorant on or something?
Elena, don't listen to them.
[Turning away from Zick] I'm not [Turns back to Zick] and I'm not listening to you either.
[Teasingly, in unison] Ooh!
[Elena scowls at Patty and Mattie's teasing]
[Bell rings]
Okay class, it's recess. Be back in 15 minutes [The students begin leaving the classroom and Elena gets up from her seat while Zick rushes to her only to be blocked by Patty and Mattie]
You two should kiss and make up.
Huh? [Patty laughs while Mattie teasingly makes kissing noises much to his annoyance]
[Goes through Patty and Mattie] Why don't you two soak your heads? [David is about to approach Zick]
[Turns to David] That goes for you too. [A startled David falls on Soup and Ford before the three run away from Zick before he and Elena share a laugh before looking at each other]
What came over you to mention pirates?
If we're going to find that Dark Phantom, we have to start somewhere.
We?
You heard me, now I figure that the ghost go back to the place he's familiar with.
Okay for we then.
[Elena messing up Zick's hair before spotting Patty and Mattie watching them]
Huh? [Both Patty and Mattie teasingly laugh at them]
[Seeing the Quicksilver Waterfall] Wow, it's really beautiful isn't it?
Look down there. [Seeing Bristlebeard, and excited] Holy Spit! It's Bristlebeard's ghost, and I can see him. Do you think some of your powers were rubbed on me?
No, he just ate a monster, and is just temporarily alive.
[Sadly] Oh.
You're not afraid of monsters, but afraid of rats. Give me a break.
They startled me, that's all.
[After biting Bristlebeard's hand] Yuck! What I won't I give to have one of those moldy biscuits now, to get the taste of the undead out of my mouth.
Listen Elena, I got a idea. [Whispers at Elena]
What, are you kidding? That will never work.
Pardon me for interrupting, but Bristlebeard I ORDER YOU TO SPIT ME OUT!
[After Bristlebeard spits Zick out] Well hello.
My plan work, by eating me you became solid enough... to get you in here! [Using his Universal Dom Box at Bristlebeard] It's my Universal Dom box. Please make yourself at home.
[Seeing Bristlebeard escape the Universal Dombox] He got out.
No, It's what Ben-Talak told me. Dark Phantoms that become trap are defeat but can't remain imprison. They dissolve forever I hope.
[Touching his Zick's shoulder] And I hope he's with Olivia now. Ah, you need a bath. [Feeling some saliva in his clothes]
[Opening the small chest] It's just a bunch of seeds.
[Opening the letter] Listen to this, it's a letter to Olivia from Bristlebeard.
Dearest Olivia, I'm on my way back to you. I found a flower in the southern sea I know you will like, of course it is half pretty as you.
[Interrupted] Oh Yuck!
[Interrupted] Hush Up!
The bloom will never survive the journey, so I preserve some of the seeds, and you could grow your own. My heart is warm of taught of seeing you again Love, Horacio.
Horacio?
I guess that Bristlebeard's real name.
Well, he's sure was a cornball.
[Holding the small chest of seeds] In three hundred years, this is Bristlebeard's first good deed.
That's Horacio for you.
Mattie O'Hare.
Here.
Patty Smirnov.
Here.
Elena Potato.
Here in body.
[Pointing at Elena while sleeping]
But not in spirit.
[Going in the classroom] Good morning Ms. Swift. I see you've all arrived early today.
Do strange things ever happen to your house?
Next question, please.
[Reading a note] We've gone shopping. Lunch is in the microwave.
Lunch was in the microwave, look.
[Seeing the empty plate] Someone scalped it?
Only an horrible enormous hairy beast could have done this!
[Being scared] Who?
Your cat.
Come on, Purrcy?
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