[in the hovel of an old wheezing pervert on the computer typing in an internet chatroom as "Benjy", 12 years old, with a young girl, Charlotte]
Charlotte
i'm going to to a funfair in the park on sat. we can meet there if you like
[drops pilchards he's eating] [coughing]
Chat Room Pervert (AKA Benjy)
wizard!! how will i recognize you?? [orgasmic sigh, wipes pilchard juice on undershirt]
Charlotte
i'll be with my dad. In his cheif [sic] inspector's uniform. it's a police charity funfair, over 2000 police are comming [sic].
Chat Room Pervert
[groan] i've just remembered i have to stay in and listen to the goons.
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