[Some new parents are discussing what to name their baby.]
I know what we should call him. How about Jacoby?
[thinking] What?
That's nice, although I had rather set my heart on Hugo.
[thinking] Hugo? Hugo?! You fucking twat!
Then again, we could name him after my grandfather, Thursby.
[thinking] You absolute fucking tosser! They will beat me like a Chipperfield monkey!
No, I know what's nice.
[thinking] Dave! Steve! Chris! Steve! Dave! Anything!
Hercules!
[thinking] Oh, that's a good idea - if I want to be a fucking gladiator!
The classical touch is nice, but how about Archimedes?
[thinking] How about "Fucking Gaylord" and be done with it!
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