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S3 E10

Monk · Season 3, Episode 10

Adrian Monk, Natalie Teeger and others in “Mr. Monk and the Red Herring”

Adrian Monk

You recently started dating again.

Natalie Teeger

How did you know that?

Adrian Monk

[holds up a pill container] Birth control pills. I found these in your coat pocket. [Julie is staring at them] I'm sorry...

Natalie Teeger

I can't believe you just did that! Do you have, like, zero social skills?!

Julie Teeger

Mom, it's okay. I'm not a baby.

Adrian Monk

Oh! My mistake. These aren't birth control pills. These-These are... Tic-Tacs. Little pink and green Tic-Tac candies. [to Julie] You know, to make your breath smell better. But don't eat them. They're--they're special adult--you know [blows to indicate extreme bad breath] TicTacs. [He gives Natalie an obvious wink. She snatches the pills from him]

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