Okay, we've got two short hours until this phone call. Are we ready?
Well we're all set, Captain. We've got two tape recorders and we've got the phone company online for an immediate track and trace.
How long do we need?
Well, if it's a landline, we've got 'em. If it's a cell phone...
Which it will be.
...we'll need 45 seconds.
[Julie Parlo finds Stottlemeyer]
Excuse me, Captain Stottlemeyer?
Hi, I'm Julie Parlo. Uh, where is the FBI? This is a kidnapping. I happen to be a lawyer, so I know that in a kidnapping situation the FBI has jurisprudence.
That's only true if your grandmother's been taken across the state lines-
Or if she's been held for more than 24 hours. And I think you meant to say "jurisdiction." What kind of lawyer are you?
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