Mongrels quotes

Lindsay Lohan never stopped traffic,

‘Til she rode Sam Ronson and came out Sapphic,

Everyone loves a lesbian, baby,

You’ll shout “yes!” during sex and not “maybe!”

Camp is cliché, Lezzies have class,

You’ll never find us cottaging for George Michael’s ass.

So what if our haircuts make us all look the same?

At least we don’t give the Catholic Church a bad name,

No gay looks great in a girly frock,

All ladies look lovely in a strap-on cock…

Cassandra (Spoken) One more time!

(Everyone- except Kali.) Everybody loves a lesbian, baby,

A muff-driving, rough-driving, car-fixing lady,

Come on out, join us in heaven,

We’ll soon be eating brunch off Pam St. Clement!