“Everybody loves a Lesbian” quotes from Mongrels

Cassandra (Lesbian crow) If your uncomfortable with coming out, then listen to what I says-bian,

Whatever anyone thinks of gays, everyone loves a lesbian!

Everybody loves a lesbian, honey,

Norton’s passé, Ellen’s funny,

Let those Baptists think what they like,

There’s nothing, no nothing, quite like a dyke.

It’s so wrong when you see boys kissing,

But girl on girl, see what you’re missing,

Lindsay Lohan never stopped traffic,

‘Til she rode Sam Ronson and came out Sapphic,

Everyone loves a lesbian, baby,

You’ll shout “yes!” during sex and not “maybe!”

Camp is cliché, Lezzies have class,

You’ll never find us cottaging for George Michael’s ass.

So what if our haircuts make us all look the same?