When I raise my hand,
“Just A Little Tap On The Nose”
In this episode: Destiny (3)
Men like a bit of tough loving.
RSPCA don’t care,
If he falls down the stairs,
Long as nobody witnessed the shoving.
It’s not my fault,
He’s got to be taught.
And it’s not assault,
If you don’t get caught!
If he’s barking like that,
Can’t act like a twat,
There’s every excuse,
For domestic abuse.
Just always choose,
Where you hide the bruise!
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