“Just A Little Tap On The Nose” quotes from Mongrels

If you want to get a man and keep him.

When he doesn’t show compliance,

Just apply a bit of violence,

If he’s bad then he gets a beating.

There’s no point complaining,

It’s just doggy training.

He’s got to learn discipline,

Or I’ll put the boot in!

If he’s going “Yap, yap, yap!”

Just give him a little tap.

Can’t bite back like that,

And not expect a little tap,

Just a little tap on the nose.