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Modern Family · Season 1, Episode 2

Jay in “The Bicycle Thief”

Jay PritchettEd O'Neill

Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth? He's a total flake. In fact, the only way he's like Superman... is that they both landed in this country illegally.

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