TTurkeyjerk
Don't I serve a fine dinner? It just knocks you out!
S2Storybook Rangers, Part 2
MMondo
Get up, so I can finish you off, face to face!
S2Wild West Rangers, Part 1
Is this really 1880?
AMiss Alisha
All year long.
S2Wild West Rangers, Part 2
Well, Miss Kimmy, it seems your pathetic Power imposters couldn't fight tooth decay, let alone my forces!
NNeedlenose
Oh, boy, two against one! I love an unfair fight.
S2Blue Ranger Gone Bad
May rivers run red, the sun die to embers. A spell I shall cast, if my lines I remem---
[Rita interrupts.]
What's that you usually yell about now? Something about "Morphin' Time," isn't it?
RRita
ZEDD!
Lord Zedd [growls]: Blasted woman... that voice of hers could peel paint!
[after his badly-crafted vase gets turned into Vase Face] Aww man. I should've done a painting instead.
S3A Friend in Need, Part 2
So displeased to meet you!
S3A Friend in Need, Part 3
Maybe you caught my flu.
Ridiculous! I am Repellator, impervious to your silly human sickne---
[He sneezes.]
Say "Ahh."
Uhhh.
Again.
Uhh.
And keep your eyes open - all three of them. Alright now, uh, cough for me.
[Repellator coughs pathetically.]
Eww, don't you ever brush?
Monsters aren't supposed to.
It's just as I thought, you've caught a nasty Earth virus.
What should I do?
Well, you'll have to stay in bed for seven to ten nights, and drink plenty of fluids.
I can't! Rita and Lord Zedd are already mad at me. I have to go conquer the Power Rangers! Isn't there a pill I could take?
I suppose I could give you something to make you feel a bit better, yes. But you will never get well if you don't stay in bed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. As soon as this job is over.
[Finster pulls out a huge needle.]
Hey, wait a minute! Whaddya think you're doing with that thing?!
You're not afraid of a little needle, now are you?
W-w-well, no, but, but isn't there another way?
Well... let me think. Actually, I suppose you could take these instead.
[Finster turns to a jar labelled "Finster's Tummy Tabs."]
Yes! Yeah! I'll take the pills!
Take two now and two before you go to bed. I'd better warn you, they don't taste very good. Open wide!
[Bulk and Skull are trying (and failing) to impress some girls.]
G1Girl #1
You're the Power Rangers?
In the living spandex!
G2Girl #2
Wait a minute, where are the other Power Rangers?
They're off--
[His helmet slams shut on him.]
They're off polishing their Zords!
Which just fought a giant, huge creature-thing!
G1Girl #1
Uh-huh. Come on, let's get out of here.
No, wait! Don't you wanna see us, y'know, ridin' our Zords?
Yeah! We really are the Power Rangers!
I've come to destroy the Power Rangers! Why are you running away? Come back and fight! Oh, I feel great!
Oh, we're not the Power Rangers!
Yeah, don't hurt us! We are not the Power Rangers!
Ah, look. Sheer terror and desperation. I love it! Haha, this is better than big-time space wrestling! A monster on Earth, and not a Ranger in sight!
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