[About Lord Zedd's Putties.]
Zordon: You were lucky to find their weak spot so quickly. Apparently, the 'Z' on their chest is the source of their power.
Trini: I'm sure Lord Zedd wasn't counting on us discovering it so soon.
Kimberly: I wonder what he's got in store for us next.
Zack: I got a feelin' it ain't Pudgy Pig.

[About Master Vile.]
Lord Zedd: And where is the old coot? I haven't seen him for days!
Rita: That's because he's been busy.
Goldar: Busy doing what?
Lord Zedd: Yes, what? I didn't think anything could be important to him, except driving me out of my mind!

[About Zedd's brain-washing toys.]
Rito: Y'know, Ed, this ain't such a bad idea. I kinda like this thing.
Lord Zedd: It's "Zedd," you mental marshmallow!

[after noticing Tommy]
Rita: Huh?! What's he doing there?!
Goldar: There is no way they can bring Green Ranger back! Impossible!
Rita: He's lost his power, Goldar!
Squatt: That's right! Thanks to Rita.
Baboo: Brilliant! Brilliant!

[after Zedd steals the Falconzord]
Tommy: Oh, man. I can't believe Lord Zedd has finally defeated the Power Rangers. Well, I'm not gonna let it happen. If it takes every last ounce of my strength, I will see to it that the Power Rangers are triumphant if it's the last thing I ever do!

[Bulk and Skull are trying (and failing) to impress some girls.]
Girl #1: You're the Power Rangers?
Skull: In the living spandex!
Girl #2: Wait a minute, where are the other Power Rangers?
Bulk: They're off--
[His helmet slams shut on him.]
Bulk: They're off polishing their Zords!
Skull: Which just fought a giant, huge creature-thing!
Girl #1: Uh-huh. Come on, let's get out of here.
Bulk: No, wait! Don't you wanna see us, y'know, ridin' our Zords?
Skull: Yeah! We really are the Power Rangers!

[Concerning the eggs Rito brought with him.]
Rita: Come on, Rito, what's the deal? Tell me what they are.
Rito: Well, like I said before, I wanted to bring a special wedding present for you and Ed here.
Lord Zedd, Rita, Goldar: ZEDD!
Rito: Yeah, whatever. So I thought---
Goldar: Gee, I thought I smelled something burning.
Lord Zedd: Oh, would you be quiet?! Continue, Rito.
Rito: Yeah! So, uh... what was I saying?
[Rita and Goldar groan.]
Rito: Oh yeah! The eggs!
[Zedd groans.]
Rito: Now what was in them?
Rita: Oh, you...
Rito: Just can't remember---doh!
[Rita grabs him by the neck.]
Rita: You've got ten seconds to tell me what's in those eggs! One, two---
Goldar: Ten!
Rito: "Ten?" Ten, that's it! Tengas! That's what's in those eggs!
Lord Zedd: Tengas?
Rito: Yep! For you and my favorite sister!
Rita: Tenga Warriors?! You brought me Tenga Warriors?!
Rito: Sure did.
Rita: I could kiss you... if you weren't so ugly. The Tenga Warriors are absolutely the most ferocious creatures this side of the universe!
Lord Zedd: My very own army of Tenga Warriors... without the Power Rangers to stand in my way, imagine the possibilities!

[During a volleyball game, Billy accidentally causes Bulk to get hit with the ball.]
Bulk: Way to go, geekoid!
Skull: Yeah! Even I coulda done that.
Ernie: Come on, guys, give him a break.
Bulk, Skull: Shut up!

[everyone at Lord Zedd's palace celebrates their victory]
Zedd: We did it! We have everything we need to bring our Zords to life! The battle technology from the almighty Falconzord, and Ninjor's energy as its power source!
Ninjor: [inside the jar] Let me out of here, you fiend!
Zedd: This is the end of the Power Rangers! [laughs]
Ninjor: I won't cooperate with your maniacal scheme! Not me! Forget about it!
Zedd: Yes, you will! [shakes the jar wildly] Or I'll turn you into a cosmic milkshake! [stops shaking and taps the jar] Did you hear me?! A cosmic milkshake?!! [laughs hysterically, then calms down and hands the jar to Finster] Siphon off his energy, Finster, so we can power up our Zords. [to the jar] You be nice, little Ninjor. [pumps his fists in the air] Ah! Victory is FUN!

[Four of the Zords have been frozen by Pirantishead.]
Lord Zedd: Ah, perfect.
Goldar: But Tyrannosaurus is still on the loose!
Lord Zedd: That is all part of my plan. Their own weapon will be their undoing when my monster turns the Tyrannosaurus against the Rangers!

[Goldar and Lord Zedd are playing football.]
Goldar: Go wide, your Athleticness!

[Goldar is training Putties to become Mutant Rangers.]
Goldar: No, Number 6! You're going to be a clay pot on Rita's coffeetable if you don't shape up!

[In Kimberly's nightmare.]
Kimberly's Mother's Fiance: You will find that Frenchmen are so much more, how do you say, "complex."
Kimberly's Mother: Oh? And how's that?
Kimberly's Mother's Fiance [evil laughter]: I will show you!
[The fiance transforms into a large mole creature.]
Artist Mole: You are going to love Paris, Kimberly!
Kimberly: No way! Forget it, I'm not going!
Pink Ranger: Au revoir, Kimberly. Have a nice life.

[Jason keeps failing at his karate training.]
Jason: I just can't.
Zack: Man, what's wrong? I know, it's Tommy. You miss him.
Jason: It's more than that.
Zack: What?
Jason: It's my fault he lost his powers in the first place. If I had gotten the Green Candle, he'd still be one of us!
Zack: Come on, Jase, you had no choice. I know, I was there.
Jason: No. I should've gotten the candle.

[Katherine appears in Zedd's dimension, where she finds Kimberly unconscious while her power is being drained]
Kat: Hello, Kimberly. Sleeping peacefully? I wish it didn't have to be this way. [her eyes glow red, but something snaps inside] [seriously] I really do.