Man, we are shish kebab on our own sword.
Cut it out, you're makin' me hungry.
Yeah, well I'm losin' my appetite.
S3 E13Down for the Count - Part 2
I was gonna put you on the beach.
I can do my job.
You're gonna have to. We don't have anyone else.
Thanks for the pep talk. I feel better already. I'm sorry, Lieutenant. My brain's been wallpapered. If Guzman had stuck a needle in me, Lar would do all he could to clear my name, or die trying.
You want Gina or Trudy to ride in the van with you?
Maybe some other time.
S3 E14Cuba Libre
You gotta know the rules before you break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.
How about a ride, sailor?
Almost funny.
S3 E16Theresa
TLTheresa Lyons
Hey, I miss you, dude.
I miss you too, dudette.
Besides, what the hell do doctors know anyway?
TTheresa
I beg your pardon?
Lot of hiss.
What do you want, CD quality? I'm workin' with 10-year-old depositions.
S3 E17The Afternoon Plane
The Calderones killed my brother, my woman and my son, and they'll rot in hell before I let them kill me!
AAAlicia Austin
I won't stand here and watch you be destroyed in front of my face.
You don't have to, you're leavin'.
AAlicia
Who says?
Me.
AAlicia
I'm not goin' anywhere without you. I signed up for a full week, remember?
You better start packin'. That plane'll be comin' anytime.
AAlicia
I'm terrible at good-byes.
Damn it, Alicia!
AAlicia
Shout all you want. Either we go or we stay.
Alicia.
S3 E18Lend Me An Ear
This is America you need to be in debt, only way banks can get money back.
SDSteve Duddy
(After intruders enter his apartment, a video monitor turns on with him holding a shotgun) EVEN PARANOIDS HAVE REAL ENEMIES!!
(After Crockett learns that Steve Duddy will not be charged with interfering with the investigation)
Maybe he needs a taste of his own medicine.
(Steve is seen in his home turning on his video surveillance equipment, only to show Crockett pop up in every monitor)
Hello, Steve. You know what you did -- you'll have to live with that. But I just want you to know -- you won't be alone. I'll be watching you.
S3 E19Red Tape
Well, I'll tell you one thing, Jack. They'd have jumped on this like white on rice in New York, they'd have never let this leak get this far. Never.
S.I.D.'s handling the leak, Rico. End of discussion.
Well, until S.I.D. Finishes their investigation, I'm not workin'. 'Cause nobody's gonna scrape this body off this pavement or off of some dealer's doorstep! Nobody!
Go home, Rico. Get cleaned up. File a report. Be back in my office by 4:00 p.m. Pick up your new assignment.
Or what?
Or take a suspension.
Well, I'll do you one better. I'd rather be playing the lottery in New York City, than Russian roulette in Miami. I quit.
Dig. I am leaving this job, I am leaving this town, and I don't have time for "standard procedure".
BSBank servant
And I don't have time for your life story. Read the procedure. Next.
So this is your display case?
I WANT MY DAMN MONEY! AND I WANT IT NOW!
S3 E20By Hooker By Crook
First a junkie, now a hooker. I think I've been in the business too long, I'm starting to fall for the players.
S3 E21Knock Knock... Who's There?
LDLead DEA Agent
You've got a kid in the hospital who doesn't need you catching a bullet because you're operating on three cylinders.
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