You don't get it, huh? DEA, FBI, your county, city, your technologies, your computers... they can't catch one little man who didn't make it past the fourth grade
S1 E5Calderone's Return: Part 2 - Calderone's Demise
Forty-two million. Forty-two million dollars tax free. Why do you think they call it the land of opportunity?
Even fat cats fry, Calderone.
Yeah, it's true. Only if they allow mistakes to exist.
S1 E6One Eyed Jack
VMVincent "Vinnie" Marco
If Miami hasn't got it, no one's thought of it yet.
S1 E7No Exit
(while witnessing Tony D'Amato attacking his wife, Rita, by pushing her into a swimming pool) Let's nail this pig!
S1 E9Glades
BJBillie Joe Higgins
You let me out of here, or she's dead.
You don't walk out of here with that child.
BJBillie Joe Higgins
If I twitch, she's gone.
Maybe you won't even twitch.
S1 E11Little Prince
I just love it when you poor little rich kids slip up twice. You know why? 'Cause then you're just like everybody else.
S1 E12Milk Run
Although that's a reasonable possibility, seein' that 95% of all these deals are rip-offs.
Tubbs,you don't think that these obviously experienced professionals here are gonna fall for a rip-off.
LLouis
Look, we're partners, right? And if you're too scared to make this deal, we're still partners. Just don't ever tell me you're too scared to dream, man.
What about it, Tubbs? When do I get the grand tour of the Big Apple?
As soon as I think you can handle it, partner.
LLouis
Hey, no wonder people deal drugs around here.
S1 E13Golden Triangle: Part I
CCandy
Just keep me as your number one lady. Promise?
You ain't my number one nothing toots. You hiccup funny and you're right back here.
CCandy
Oh, I love it when you scold me.
My advice to you is after this is done, vacate Miami.
CCandy
Hey, that's real nice. A girl could always use some friendly advice.
S1 E16Rites of Passage
Technical difficulties, guys?
Nah, we're just working some of the bugs out of the system.
We're gonna give 'em a buzz.
Maybe it's a short circuit.
Maybe it's possessed.
I don't know, there's something scary about the concept of Switek and Zito doing roach removal. Like it's a conflict of interest or something.
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