Ay fuckface! Give me four number fives!
...Ummm... uhh... how much you wanted? A five?
No, retard! I want four fives!
[long pause] Ummmmmmm...
Listen, Tonto! You give me four fives! And you do it now!
You - you wanted... you wanted?
Hey, wait a minute, aren't you Nathan Explosion?
[long pause] Yeah, I guess I am.
Didn't you have anything to fall back on after your band was killed by blackbirds?
Huh. No I never graduated from high school -
He's a complete idiot! Cannot even function! He's so Stupid!
Yeah. I'm stupid! Oh I am.
Oh, well that's too bad. OH SHIT LOOK OUT! [deliberatly squirts Nathan in the face with ketchup]
OWWWWW! I'LL KILL YOU!
Oh, now you gotta go wash your face!
Ohh face, yeah - [places hands in the deep-fryer and splashes hot oil on his face, attempting to wash it] OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
That's the deep-fryer you idiot!
Your face is burning!
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