[Deborah leaves Judy at the bar with Tony]
So how are you two lesbians? Ladians, er... ladies.
Sorry?
Are you sleeping with Deborah? Erm... are you sleeping in the same flat as Deborah, at the same time on whatever basis?
Yes, just for a few days.
What... kind of things do you get up to?
Y'know, just running around together.
Naked?
"Naked"?
Oh, I'm sorry, I've got this disease that makes me say the wrong word.
What's it called?
I don't know. I live underneath Deborah.
Oh, lucky you, must be nice and warm.
[Tony looks shocked]
Do you eat food?
Why?
I was wondering if you'd like to go for a meal with me sometime.
I don't think so.
Any particular reason why?
Just a question of taste I suppose.
Okay, your lifestyle choice.
[Deborah returns from toilet]
That'll be one pound sexy, er, sixty.
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