Hey, Tony. I can't stay away, can I? (Chuckles) You know that record I brought you? I've had a rethink.
Oh, well, I've already sold it to another collector.
Well, get it back.
I can't. He's probably sold it himself by now.
Well, what am I going to tell Dorothy?
Well, you said it was your record.
I was lying.
Well, what's the point of lying to me?
I'm sorry. I've sort of got the habit of it with Dorothy. What am I going to do?
Why don't you just tell her you sold it for her as a surprise?
No, she'd say I was going to keep the money for myself.
Weren't you?
Of course I was. I'm not a bloody charity, am I? Besides, it's got sentimental value. She'll be upset. She still hasn't forgiven me for burying her gerbil alive.
Uh, hang on. Look, you're in luck.
Oh, great.
Yeah, except it's the normal edition.
Oh. Never mind. It'll have to do. Thanks, Tony. You've saved my life.
Gary?
Yeah?
15 quid.
It's not worth that much.
Yeah, I know. I'd like you to let you have it for less, but I know you're desperate.
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