I once turned down an eightsome, which is like a threesome plus a fivesome.
Let's face it, Tony, the only way you're gonna be in there is that if you're both marooned on a deserted island and she eats a poisonous berry or a nut which makes her temporarily deaf, dumb, stupid, forgetful and desperate for sex.
Does this office have to sound like an episode of Little House On The Prairie?
Well, we're a bit like that, aren't we? Little Office On The Prairie.
Don't be twee, Anthea.
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