Frank Burns: Your conduct in there was not only unbecoming an officer, it was equally reprehensible as a medical man!
Hawkeye Pierce: Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President Truman to come to this costume party. And as for my ability as a doctor, if you seriously question that, I'm just gonna have to challenge you to a duel.
Trapper John Mcintyre: Swords or pistols?
Hawkeye Pierce: I was thinking specimen bottles at twenty paces.
[watching Henry Blake leave the 4077th by helicopter]
Hawkeye Pierce: Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President Truman to come to this costume party. And as for my ability as a doctor, if you seriously question that, I'm just gonna have to challenge you to a duel.
Trapper John Mcintyre: Swords or pistols?
Hawkeye Pierce: I was thinking specimen bottles at twenty paces.
[watching Henry Blake leave the 4077th by helicopter]
Frank Burns : Your conduct in there was not only unbecoming an officer, it was equally reprehensible as a medical man!
Hawkeye Pierce : Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President Truman to come to this costume party. And as for my ability as a doctor, if you seriously question that, I'm just gonna have to challenge you to a duel.
Trapper John Mcintyre : Swords or pistols?
Hawkeye Pierce : I was thinking specimen bottles at twenty paces.
[watching Henry Blake leave the 4077th by helicopter]
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