Marvin the Tap-Dancing Horse quotes

Please get up!

Hey, Andrew, I scared the kitty cat.

I don't want any change. Mommy says I can ride the horsey as long as I want.

Step right up, folks! You haven't been to the carnival till you've whomped a weasel! They're fast, furry, and fun. And it doesn't hurt 'em a bit!

I can do lots of things, but I can't make people listen to me.

There goes one fine pizza pig.

In light of the world class entertainment these folks provide, I'm happy to declare next Friday Carnival Day!