The fresher they are, the better they sting.
“Others”
I bang my cane for many different things.
When we were little, you always won.
My dad's scarier than that.
Please get up!
Hey, Andrew, I scared the kitty cat.
I don't want any change. Mommy says I can ride the horsey as long as I want.
Step right up, folks! You haven't been to the carnival till you've whomped a weasel! They're fast, furry, and fun. And it doesn't hurt 'em a bit!
I can do lots of things, but I can't make people listen to me.
There goes one fine pizza pig.
In light of the world class entertainment these folks provide, I'm happy to declare next Friday Carnival Day!
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