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Mama's Family

Man and Thelma in Mama's Family

MMan

How much do you weigh?

That's none of your business, you skinhead!

MMan

I need your weight!

You need my hair!

MMan

I don't have to give you a license! Next!

(grabs his shirt collar) Wait a minute, you listen up you chrome dome! My taxes pay your salary, and if you don't give me that license, I'm going to find you a new job as a reflector button of the highway!

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