(Lois gets up and leaves; Craig is shocked)
Robber #1 [to Craig]: Whoa, chubs, you got busted.
(Craig rises; Robber #1 is afraid, gets back, and goes to his partner; the two look at him)
You want this?! You want this safe?! You want this stupid-stupid-stupid safe?! (he lifts it up; the robbers are shocked) Here's your stupid safe!!!!
(The robbers get out of the way and the safe hits the floor and breaks open)
R1Robber #1
Cool.
(Robber #2 grabs the pack of money and the two take off)
My God! Craig, are you alright?
I felt something rip, and if it wasn't my pants, it was inside me.
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