[Lois appears holding a charred red dress.]
Lois
Fire? Fire? Fire?
Malcolm
Mom, what?
Lois
This is the most stupid, irresponsible, dangerous thing you have ever done! Is this what you want? Will we have to identify your charred little bodies through their dental records? I want a straight answer! Who did this?
Reese
Malcolm did it!
Malcolm
Reese did it!
Reese
I didn't do it!
Malcolm
I didn't do it!
Dewey
We're going to the dentist?
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