Uh... Charlotte, what did you bring to show and tell?
This is Buttons. He's my hamster. He's my favorite hamster in the whole world. And I also have this. It's a pretty rock. Vendetta gave it to me.
I threw it at you!
Vendetta is soooo nice!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
We'd better get back to class. [singing] Monkeys stay up late- [Vendetta throws clam ice cream at Charlotte.] Oh! Thanks, Vendetta! I just know we're going to be friends forever and ever! [singing] Monkeys never wait for buses, 'cause they have nowhere to be!
Ah! What are you doing? Stop that!
Whee! Ooh, hi Vendetta! Would you like to slide with me?
How dare you ask me to slide? I do not slide!
Oh, okay. Let's pretend to be administrators instead!
No!
Or sausage makers?
No!
Or postal clerks?
No!
[grabs the present and reads the note] "Dear stupid girl..." That's me! "Here's a new friend for you to play with. A very good friend indeed. Heh heh heh, yours fatally, Vendetta."
Heh heh heh, I scored mostly evil!
Oh! A magazine quiz! [takes the magazine and starts doing the quiz]
Stop it! Magazines are not for stupid people like you! Give it back!
Oh! That was fun. I scored super evil! Yippee!
Impossible! Give me that! [takes the magazine] I cannot believe it! But if you cannot trust a magazine quiz... what can you trust?
[sees a butterfly] Oh, pretty!
What are you doing? Are you making a fiend?
No, I'm baking cookies! Yum!
Poison cookies?
No.
Exploding cookies?
Butter cookies!
Will you lure people into traps with them?
I'm going to give them to everyone as presents. [accidentally splatters cookie batter onto Vendetta] Everyone loves cookies!
[wipes off batter] I hate cookies.
Yes! Everyone must obey the triangle of tastiness!
But what about vegetables?
Pah! What about them?
They should be on the menu too, because they're so healthy and delicious! [singing] Eat vegetables with every meal-- [Vendetta throws a grape punch carton at her]
That is what I think of your vegetables, you stupid blue girl! [walks away]
I think she's really going to like vegetables! Teehee!
Grandma! Do you have any cookbooks?
CCharlene
Cookbooks? I love cookbooks! They have so many pretty pictures and nice recipes! What kind do you need?
I want to make lunch for my friend Vendetta. But she only likes clams, beef jerky and grape punch.
CCharlene
Yum!
I know! But I think she should like vegetables, too.
CCharlene
Well, of course she should! Let's see here. I have a cookbook or two that might help you out [reveals a big shelf with cookbooks and reads some of the book's titles] Pickling potatoes, Clam cabaret, Exquisite squids... Oh! Here we are!
Concealing carrots. Perfect!
Ms. Helga, what a charming dress. Wow!
HMs. Helga
[giggles] Mr. Milk, you're terrible.
What do you want more than anything else?
I've always wanted to work at a bank...
I can help you with that! I could even help you become the best kind of banker of all. A Swiss banker!
Oh, hi Vendetta! Don't you just love your pretty new hat? It matches your pretty new purse!
I do not have a purse.
Yes you do! [gestures towards the purse] It matches your pretty new lipgloss!
No! Do not touch my lips! [Charlotte pulls out a paintbrush] My lips are not to be glossy!
[paints a smile on the statue] Yay! Teehee! [swings on the statue's elbow then sings] Pretty pretty pretty, Vendetty-ditty-ditty.
Hi Vendetta! Are you hiding Easter eggs? [gasps] Can I play?
No! I am hatching my pigeon fiends, which will climb up this ladder and explode you! [the eggs hatch] What are you waiting for, pigeon fiends? Explode her! [pigeon fiends come closer to Vendetta] Attack! Attack her, you stupid pigeons! Ahhh! Why are you coming closer? Do not come any closer? Shoo! Go away! Go away!
[slides down ladder] How cute! They think you're their mommy!
What!? I am not their mommy! Why would they think such a stupid thing!?
Because you hatched them with your love! They want to love you back!
Your talk of love makes me sick!
No, I want to be bigger!
But Vendetta, you don't need to be bigger, you already have the biggest heart.
[sighs] You're so lucky. I wish my parents could be here.
Why? Where are your parents?
They're in a better place...up there. [Pointing up]
Were they eaten by bears?
The moment Charlotte sings, the fiend will get angry. And when he gets angry... [She turns on Mr. Milk's radio that starts playing a song.]
FVFemale Voice on Radio
Why not keep a weasel in your pocket
No singing! AAAAARGH!!! [He raises his giant mallet and crushes the radio to kingdom come.]
He will crush her! Crush her and her hats! Ha ha ha ha ha!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Making Fiends pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.