“E.T. phone home...oh, thank you. Hey, you left...”

ETE.T.

E.T. phone home...oh, thank you. [to cell phone] Hey, you left me on Earth. Come back. Also, [sees the burglars from Home Alone] the Earth is being robbed. Call 911.

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