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S1 E15

Mad · Season 1, Episode 15

Fat Man and Frosty the Snowman in “Unfinished Business”

FMFat Man

This diet stinks! I haven't lost any weight!

FSFrosty the Snowman

That's because you haven't completed the final step! Standing in the sun and letting it melt away like extra pounds!

FMFat Man

I don't think this is going to work for me because I'm not made of snow.

FSFrosty the Snowman

Not with that attitude, you're not!

FMFat Man

You're not even pretending to listen to me, are you?

FSFrosty the Snowman

Select now and you two can have sculpted abs like me!

FMFat Man

Yeah, that's actually an ice cube tray. Ugh, this diet clearly isn't for humans, is it?

FSFrosty the Snowman

What's a human?

FMFat Man

Well, there's any box down the tubes.

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