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S1 E15

Mad · Season 1, Episode 15

Nick Burkhardt and Hank Griffin in “Unfinished Business”

NBNick Burkhardt

The bigger question is, what's he doing in these woods? Let's ask that park ranger. Excuse me; sir, can you... [park ranger becomes a turkey]

HGHank Griffin

What the? That man just turned into a turkey!

NBNick Burkhardt

We need some answers.

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