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Mad · Season 1, Episode 15

Charlie Sheen and Peanut Children in “Unfinished Business”

CSCharlie Sheen

[seeing the vandalized car] What the...who did this to my car?

PCPeanut Children

Merry Christmas, Charlie Sheen! [humming]

CSCharlie Sheen

Get out of here, you lousy kids! I told you, one more time and I'm calling the cops!

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