Hey, I'm Vance, and if you got dirt, I've got news for you: (in slow motion) YOU'RE A SLOB!!! (normal) Heh, just kidding, but there's no better way to clean up messes and entertain your kids than with SpongeWOW!
Hi, everybody!
You ready to clean the house, SpongeWOW?
Am I ev-- Wait, what? I was told there was a party!
[spills his juice] Uh-oh! How'd that happen?
Well, you just knocked over those bottle---- (Announcer grabs SpongeWOW and rubs him on the spilt juice) Hey, hey, hey!
Luckily, SpongeWOW can absorb anything.
(gargled) Watch it!
You mean watch it disappear? HEY-OH!
Don't Hey-OH that!
See, clean in seconds! But would you look at this? Looks like someone accidentally spilled a dozen bottles of non-FDA approved hot sauce all over this counter.
Someone?!? It was you! (Announcer grabs SpongeWOW and rubs him on the hot sauce) Hey, hey, hey! What are you--
Not a problem for SpongeWOW!
Speak for yourself! It's burning!
Did you know that the average person spends up to $900 a week on napkins?
That's a lie!
Well, for just $19.99, you get a SpongeWOW that you can use over and over again.
Kill me now...
And if you wanna clean those floors while also amusing those tweens, try our new Moppit.
Hey kids, someone having a birthday?
RUN!!!
(Screams and runs away)
Get back here! The SpongeWOW and Moppet, available where unsuspecting kids' characters hang out.
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