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S1 E15

Mad · Season 1, Episode 15

Larry the Cucumber, Eggplant and others in “Unfinished Business”

LCLarry the Cucumber

This Halloween, prepare to be frightened with... (evil laughter) VeggieTales from the Crypt! (evil laughter again) Join me, the Keeper of the Crisper, for some rotten and juicy tales of morality. Like this one.

(transition to an Eggplant and a Baby Carrot)

EEggplant

Ha-ha! You're so short, you're just a baby.

BCBaby Carrot

It's not nice to be a bully.

EEggplant

Oh yeah? Why not?

BCBaby Carrot

Because baby carrots grow up to be...

GCGiant Carrot

MONSTER CARROTS!

(Eggplant screams in terror, transition back to Larry)

LCLarry the Cucumber

(evil laughter) There's a healthy serving of justice! And there'll be plenty more ghoulish stories on this week's episode of--

MSMan's voice

Ugh, how long has this been in here?

(his hand picks up Larry out of the fridge interior)

LCLarry the Cucumber

No! Wait! I've got a show with everything!

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