Die, Po, and let kung fu die with you! Ah ha ha ha ha!
(Scene goes to Po running away Angry Birds style from Lord Shen who is firing Angry Birds at him)
Ooh!
Whee! (explodes)
He he he he!
Ha ha ha ha!
(Orange Square Angry Bird hits TNT that collapses the temple causing 2,000 points)
(Scene goes to Lord Shen and a Green Circle Angry Bird in the slingshot)
You know that was your own temple you destroyed, right?
I know, but firing these things is so addictive.
(Lord Shen lets go of the slingshot sending Grenade Bird in the air)
Whee!
(Scene goes to Po running away while Angry Birds try to explode on him)
Black and white, black and white, gotta find someone black and white!
(Scene goes to Pepé Le Pew hugging a shaking Penelope Pussycat in the city)
My little mon cherrie (Zooms in on them), kiss me. Mmm (Po grabs him and aims him in the direction of a Green Circle Angry Bird), mmm, mmm.
(Pepe gets blown up by the Angry Birds)
What a woman. (turns to dust)
Okay, not him. (scene switches to Jim Carrey and his pet penguins)
And shuffle ball, step; shuffle ball, lounge.
Hi, I'm gonna need all these penguins.
But these penguins are teaching me how to be a better father.
[quick silence] Did you hear what he just said?
Occasion, prepare to meet your- [explosion] Guess it’s not the penguin. Prepare to meet- [explosion] or Spider-Man. [explosion] or this cookie. [explosion] That sign, [explosion] this photo, [explosion] these dice, [explosion] these Pokémon.
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