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Mad Men · Season 1, Episode 1

Joan Holloway in “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes”

Joan HollowayChristina Hendricks

He may act like he wants a secretary, but most of the time they're looking for something between a mother and a waitress. And the rest of the time, well... Go home, take a paper bag and cut some eye holes out of it. Put if over your head, look in the mirror and try and evaluate your strengths and weaknesses. And try and be honest.

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