[Roger and Don meet with Bert Cooper, one of the agency's founding partners]
Pete Campbell.
On his way out.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Can't be avoided, I'm afraid.
I wish I could agree with that.
He's a junior account executive who brought his own idea to a client, in a bar. There are rules.
There are other rules.
What's the problem?
New York City is a marvelous machine filled with levers, and gears, like a fine watch, wound tight, always ticking.
Sounds more like a bomb.
How much do you know about Pete's family?
Nothing, except they put out a mediocre product.
His mother is Dorothy Dykeman Campbell. The Dykemans own pretty much everything north of 125th Street, which, I don't know how good your geography is, but that's a fair chunk of the island.
So they're rich. So what?
Well, no. His grandfather dropped it all in '29; panicked. Some people have no confidence in this country.
What's your concern, then?
Well, I don't want Dorothy Dykeman Campbell standing on the dock at Fisher's Island this summer, talking about how badly Sterling Cooper treated her son.
I don't think any of us want that.
We lose him, we lose our entree to Buckley, Deak, the Maidstone Club, the Century Club, Dartmouth, Gracie Mansion sometimes. It's a marky issue for us. See my point?
Absolutely. He's more valuable to the agency than I am.
Don't kid yourself; there's a Pete Campbell, at every agency out there.
Well, let's go get one of the other ones.
You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back here in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.
I thought it was a big watch.
You handle the words. You know how much we want you here with us.
No doubt about that. Don's a big boy, Bert. Aren't you, Don?
Well, thank you, sir.
There you go! I'm glad we're all better now.
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