Listen, that man was skiing like he owned the whole darn mountain.
Pete! That man does own "the whole darn mountain."
Well, that's still no excuse for him to swing on me.
S4 E17Easy Target
LCLt. Col. Chambers
Do you realize that you've just destroyed a multi-million dollar piece of top secret military hardware?
[shrugging] Sorry.
S4 E19Unfinished Business
MAMan at Prison
Welcome back to the world. I found your target. He's here... camping. The whole area's marked off for hiking trails so tracking him will be a piece of cake. There's just one hitch. He's got a couple of guys with him. You ask me, you ought to wait till he's alone. How come you gotta talk to him, anyway? That's pretty strangeoid, you know that? Safer to whack him and have done with it. Hey, it's not my business. You gotta do what you gotta do, right? Whee's are over there. Happy hunting.
So let me see if I've got this straight. The gravel we dredge up from the river gets filtered through this thingy.
Sluice box.
Right. And the mud...
Concentrate.
I am, Mac.
This is called concentrate.
Alright. Have it your way, Mr. Perfect.
You know, I've always been able to find something in my victims that I could hate. It made my job so much easier.
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