Special Father #1 in “Unfinished Business”

When archaeologists unearthed the Black Sea Shrimp Forks, the Vatican arranged for them to be sent to us in San Francisco. These forks are part of the legendary Last Serving Set, and one of the few utensils in the world that can pierce the heart of the Antichrist.

(on phone) No, no, no I appre..I appreciate that you overnighted them, Your Holiness. Yes I know it's expensive. They're two thousand years old, I know, I know. What can I say, this is, this is ah, this is my fault. We went to yoga, and we had to sign up and it was a whole, it was our fault...Anyway, tomorrow, we'll make sure that someone will be here to sign for them.