[Cain arrives at Lucifer's penthouse, but it appears Lucifer isn't home]
Lucifer? Lucifer? Hello, Lucifer?
[Lucifer steps out from the bedroom, welding mask on his face and revving a chainsaw, but stops when he sees Cain's bored look]
If it were that easy to kill me, I'd have been dead a long time ago!
[Lucifer puts down the chainsaw and refers to a list.]
Right, have you tried... grenade down the throat?
Yes.
[crosses it off] Acid bath?
Mmm-hmm.
[crosses it off] Devoured by wolves?
Yes.
[getting exasperated] Dropped into helicopter blades?
Mmm-hmm. I've been trying to kill myself since the Bronze Age. I have tried everything. Even jumped into a volcano once.
What, you survived molten lava?
Yeah, it was a rough six months. Whatever I do, I just... regrow.
Like a blue-eyed, square-jawed tapeworm. So, if I cut you exactly in half, would there be two Pierces?
No. Only one side would heal. I call it the master molecule theory—
Yes, yes, Wolverine rules. I get it.
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