Benji quotes from Love, Victor ... TV Quotes Database

Benji

Good to see you, Mrs. Salazar, I've heard so much about your famous chicken! [pauses awkwardly] ...And, a lot of other great things, of course.

Isabel Salazar

Thank you, Benji. Uh, listen guys, I don't know what happened, but I went to check on the chicken, and the stove must be broken or something- it was just, totally, burnt, like, chicken ash. So- why don't you guys go out? Get some pizza, on me.

Victor

Why don't we just order delivery?

Isabel Salazar

I- did not think of that. That sounds- good.

Victor

Great.

S2 E1 Perfect Summer Bubble

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[Victor's mom accidentally walks in on Benji & Victor having sex]

Victor

Mom, what're you- get out! Get out!

Benji

Victor, it's okay.

Victor

Benji, just- put your clothes on.

S2 E7 Table for Four

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Victor

Mom- Mom.

Isabel Salazar

What were you thinking?! Your little brother is asleep in the next room!

Victor

I wasn't thinking. Okay? It just-

SMrs. Salazar

I'm trying so hard to wrap my head around all of this and you-

Victor

I'm sorry! It just-

Isabel Salazar

It just what? What excuse could you possibly have for doing that in my house?

Benji

What do you mean by "that"?

Isabel Salazar

I mean having sex with Adrian in the next room.

Benji

Oh, sex, or gay sex?

Victor

Stop!

Benji

Look, that was awkward for all of us, but we're in a serious relationship! She wouldn't be acting like this if she'd caught you having sex with a girl.

[Adrian shows up]

AAdrian

Why is everyone yelling?

Isabel Salazar

It's nothing, mijo, Victor just knows he's not supposed to have friends over without asking.

Benji

He's not my friend! He's my boyfriend!

Victor

[stunned at being outed to Adrian] Benji!

AAdrian

Benji's your boyfriend?

Isabel Salazar