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Lost · Season 3, Episode 1

“A Tale of Two Cities” quotes from Lost

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“A Tale of Two Cities” · Season 3, Episode 1

In this episode: Dr. Juliet Burke (4), Dr. Jack Shephard (3), Ben Linus (2), Sawyer Ford (1), Kate Austen (1), Tom Friendly (1)

AAdam

[On Stephen King's Carrie] It's not even literature, it's popcorn

AAmelia

And why isn't it literature, Adam, I'm dying to know?

AAdam

There's no metaphor. It's by-the-number religious hokem-pokem.

AAmelia

No metaphor?

AAdam

It's science fiction. Now I know why Ben isn't here.

Excuse me?

AAdam

I know the host picks the book but seriously, Julie, he wouldn't read this in the damn bathroom.

Well, Adam, I am the host and I do pick the book, and this is my favorite book. So I am absolutely thrilled that you can't stand it.

[Amelia grins]

Silly me for sinking so low as to select something that Ben wouldn't like. Here I am thinking that free will still actually exists on this...

[The room begins to shake violently]

[Sees that Juliet holding the book, Carrie] So I guess I'm out of the book club.

Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit! How'd you do that?

Figured out your complicated gizmos, thats how.

It only took the bears two hours.

[Sawyer contemplates briefly]

How many of 'em were there?

[referring to the handcuffs on the table] Sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to put those on, Kate.

And if I don't?

Then you don't get any coffee.

What do you do, Jack? What's your profession?

I'm a repo man. You know, when people don't pay their bills I go into the bank and collect their possessions. I'm a people person so I really love it.

Are you married?

No. I never saw the point. What about you? What's your job, besides making sandwiches?

Oh, I didn't make it. I just put the toothpicks in.

[screaming at the top of his lungs] TELL ME WHERE MY FRIENDS ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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