Look Around You quotes

The opposite of the brain is probably the bum. It's nowhere near as intelligent as the brain. It doesn't have to be as it only needs to make very basic calculations.

You don't have to be a brain surgeon to operate on the brain.

Hello?

It's the BRAIN.

(after an unusual face-lift) Wow! I love it!

Yes, the tusk really sets it off!

Medibot!

MEDIBOT!

Look Around You follows in a minute, but first we have the line up for St. Frankenstein's day.

At 10:40 we have The Honey Programme, hosted by David Bumblebee.

Imagine That is at 11:00, and this week the businessmen are trying to imagine The Two Ronnies having sex with each other.

When you hear the words "fast food", you automatically think of one thing: casserole.

Well, unfortunately, there never was an opening night. Only hours after that piece was filmed, Clive Pounds sadly died from complications following a wasp sting to his anus. And so, as a mark of respect, we will now observe a one-second silence.

And now for your special birthday surprise. It's you, Pam Bachelor, at age 90!

Viewers may be pleased to know that Clive Pounds, who died during production of this program, has since come back to life.

Stop eating that jam you little shit!

Idiot! Pidiot! Pridiot! Peroxamidiot! CABBAGE HALL IDIOT INVESTMENT FUND!!!!

Well, this trophy is made entirely from solid gold, plated with tin.

(shows a picture of an arm) These are hand birds. That one is eating a worm.

Thanks, Hanks. Thanks.

Here is a model of a calcium molecule. Do you recognise the triple helix? If you do, write it down.

The protons feed electrical information to the core of the molecule, where we find the central atom, or 'Queen Atom'. Were the Queen Atom to leave the molecule, or nest, the effects would be disastrous, as the entire structure would come tumbling down. This is known as the Helvetica Scenario. Shows a black and white German horror film of a scientist observing a man with no face trapped behind a window

The calcium has reacted with the sodium chloride to produce calcium chloride. Because calcium chloride is a conductor, the little lamp lights. (black liquid oozes from lamp) Small quantities of Thomason's oil segnomin are also produced.