Look Around You follows in a minute, but first we have the line up for St. Frankenstein's day.
At 10:40 we have The Honey Programme, hosted by David Bumblebee.
Imagine That is at 11:00, and this week the businessmen are trying to imagine The Two Ronnies having sex with each other.
When you hear the words "fast food", you automatically think of one thing: casserole.
Well, unfortunately, there never was an opening night. Only hours after that piece was filmed, Clive Pounds sadly died from complications following a wasp sting to his anus. And so, as a mark of respect, we will now observe a one-second silence.
And now for your special birthday surprise. It's you, Pam Bachelor, at age 90!
Viewers may be pleased to know that Clive Pounds, who died during production of this program, has since come back to life.
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