By the way, at your desk, that magazine...
Yeah, the one on jet skis?
Yes. Why do you have that?
Mobius Because they're awesome.
[chuckles] Suppose they are.
Yeah, you know some things, actually most things in history are kind of dumb and everything gets ruined eventually but in the early 1990s for a brief shining moment there was a beautiful union between form and function which we call a jet ski and a reasonable man can't differ.
Have you ever been on one?
No. No, I think a TVA agent showing up on a jet ski on the Sacred Timeline, that would create a branch for sure.
It would be fun, though.
Yeah, it'd be really fun.
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