How was school today?
It was fine, Pa.
Not for me. My day was awful and it's all because of that numbskull Johnny Johnson!
What on Earth? Why, he seemed like such a nice lad.
He went off and put my initials on the sweetheart tree for everyone to gape at. I don't even like him! Willie's right, he looks like a scarecrow, and he's scatterbrained as well!
[standing up] How could you be so mean? Johnny Johnson's the best-looking boy in the whole school. You're the numbskull! [runs out]
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