[there's a huge line at the bed and breakfast]
Wow! My new ad did even better than the previous one! Alright, everybody, alphabetical order please! Quickly!
Hey, we've been waiting long enough! You're ad says you're giving away free gold!
Each guest gets their weight in free gold!
Oh, that? That's just a little ad campaign I came up with. Silly people! I'm not really giving away gold! That would be ridiculous! I mean, come on! How gullible can you be? Each guest get their weight in free gold? Like that's gonna happen! Boy, you Earth people will believe anything in print! Well, the real reward here is that you get to give me money! To stay in this lovely bed and not breakfast! I'm not gonna give you guys anything! Nada! Nill! Zilch! So, line up, Mr. Sucker and Mrs. Patsy, and make your reservation! [everyone glares at them angrily] Uh... I've got ice cream sandwiches... in the freezer.
GET HIM!!!
[the crowd angrily chases Pleakley]
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