Charlie Crews quotes from Life

Hey, can I get a picture, you know, on account of you being a celebrity detective and all. [takes his cell phone out, hands it to his partner, Juarez]

Crews

That's a phone, Bobby.

It's got a camera in it, where you been?

Crews

I've been in federal maximum security prison!

Reese

I need a drink.

Crews

I know something better. [holding out a cup] Mango?

Reese

[shaking her head] That's okay.

Crews

These came all the way from Guatamala, and now they're right here in this cup. It's all connected, Reese.

Reese

What is?

Crews

It is.

Reese

Mm, that's Zen.

Crews

Is it?

Reese

That's Zen too, isn't it...

Crews

Is it?

Reese

Say "Is it?" one more time and I'll shoot you.

Charlie Crews

[reading the book 'Internet for Idiots'] IM stands for Instant Message.

Dani Reese

I know that.

Crews

You can't trace an IM.

Reese

Detective, I know that, too.

Dani Reese

I don't exactly understand you.

Charlie Crews

You don't have to understand here to be here.

Reese

That's what I don't understand.

Charlie Crews

Do you think that no one will ever understand what we did? What you and I came through? Do you ever think that the world is now you and me in one place, everyone else in another?

I think that all the time.

Dani Reese

You expect me to believe that?

Charlie Crews

I have no expectations as to what you will or will not believe, but whatever you do believe can't change what was in that shoe.

Reese

Why exactly can't you talk like a normal person?

Crews

When exactly was the last time you met a normal person?

Crews

Stun baton?

Reese

Nine hundred thousand volts.

Crews

Felt like more.

Crews

[laying out all of the wedding photos] It's all here... except the one thing that isn't here...

Reese

[to nearby officer] Do you know what that means? [to everyone] Does anybody know what that means?

Reese

I need to know if this is gonna be a thing with you.

Crews

Which "this" is that?

Reese

This thing with Jake Silvers. Are you gonna go see falsely accused people everywhere?

Crews

You think that's not a good instinct for a cop to have?

Reese

I just need to know if it's going to be a thing with you.

Crews

Shouldn't "innocent until proven guilty" be a thing with all of us?

Crews

It was a near-death experience.

Reese

And it not being a full-death experience should make you happy.

You looked into his eyes.

Crews

They are the windows to the soul.

Reese

That's very, uh, what's the word, Crews?

Crews

Enlightened.

Charlie Crews

I think I might go into space.

Dani Reese

Space?

Crews

Yeah, you can pay the Russians to take you up there now.

Reese

So after spending twelve years in a box down here you're gonna pay the Russians to put you in a box up there?

Crews

I think they mentioned something about jetpacks.

Reese

Detective Reese ... homicide.

Is someone dead?

Crews

A lot of people are dead, eventually everyone.

Reese

Car crash shortly after stopping here last night. A female passenger was shot.

That's terrible, who shot her?

Crews

Someone with a gun. Look, I admire a question answered with a question, I do, because there is no answer only questions. But I'd like you to try really hard to give us an answer anyway.

Charlie Crews

Does it have GPS?

You don't want that. The man track you like a dog with GPS.

Like a dog.

Crews

Yeah, yeah, you're right I don't want that, the man will track me with that.

Reese

Crews, you are the man.

Crews

Oh yes. Yeah, right, I am the man.